The good people at Steotch gave us eight options for finishing this year's stitchalong. I went with the one they used as their final version. Warning: Profanity ahead.
This one will be a gift. I'm not sure if the recipient has quite the sense of humor to appreciate the word choice; if not, I'll fix it next time I see her. I'm not thrilled with this year's pattern, but last year happened to be something so awesome and perfect for my household that it would have been very difficult to outdo. One project down, a billionty more to finish!